I don't know about you but if I was the pheasant lookin' up at this...I'd be runnin away like a chicken with my head cut off (quite literally if I didn't move quick enough).

I was browsing through the Des Moines Register Online's pheasant huntin' album and ran across this picture. After my weekend at home doin' the same thing as the giant in orange holdin' the dead bird, I got to thinkin'.

With this sort of perspective, no wonder those pheasants are scared of us. Not only are we going to kill 'em and eat 'em, but the discourse of this picture proves we're big and scary too. I bet the huntin' dogs ain't no treat for the lil birds either.